oh i'm sorry that you took me for a whore. oh im sorry that i took you for a mortician.

So yesterday (monday 3/28/11) (well technically it was 2 days ago says one of the sams in my head. shut the fuck up says the hundreds of other sams) was uneventful. I slept til 12:30. Made some social appearances around Billings with Al (my grandpa). Went to Al's doctor appointment at 3:30 with Al and my Aunt Melinda, who lives in Bozeman, Montanta. We got to the hospital around 3:15, put the waiting room to good use til 4:00, and then waited in the normal, sterilized patient room until the doctor graced us with her presence at 5:00. Alas, by the time she came, it was too late. I had slowly been slipping into a coma long before she arrived, and by the time of her arrival, I just simply did not give a shit about what she had to say. Thankfully, grown-ups who are actually responsible saved our family name from being completely disgraced. Anyways, after that, Al, Melinda, and I had an early dinner at Walker's restaurant in downtown Billings. It was overpriced, but the butter was delicious. (I'm talking about the butter they bring out with the bread) (well technically you're blogging about the butter they bring out with the bread says the same obnoxious sam as before... Blam! the air is filled with the smell of gunpowder as the obnoxious sam has both his legs blown off by the shotguns of all the other now much happier sams.) The night ended with Irma (Al's neighbor) and Melinda sorting out Al's new medication. (The appointment, by the way, was over the results of Al's retake of the Montana driving test. He previously had his license taken away from him. Point being is al's driving (def.)- a big point of contention in Winegardner family matters. hardy hardy har har. One more joke. In the case of Al vs. Everyone else in his family, the court rules in favor of everybody else.... Al punches his lawyer in the face and gives everyone the finger as he storms out of the court. )
And last but certainly not least, I watched hero as I was falling asleep. It was badass. But, I missed out on whether or not at the end, the king gives the army the green light to kill Jet Li or if the army just goes ahead and does it anyway. Yea if you know the answer, you should text me or post the answer on this blog. and i just realized i could go back and watch it but i already went to all this trouble so yea.